Bibik the Exterminator

My boss at cambridge told me that I can only start work on 22feb which is like ages -- lama lagi. I can start work this monday already, so says the doctor, but my boss wants me to take a week extra MC because tau la children kan, more prone to chicken pox. Then dekat dental pulak tgh hectic. Dah 2 staff quit since i've been sick and they are like so kelam kabut dgn staff shortage sume. I just wanna go back to work and help em out, really. So Im going to be working extra hours dekat dental seeing that I cant go to cambridge. But I reaallly REAALLYY miss the kids )':

And ugh, cicak. There was a baby cicak on my computer monitor! UGH. I swear, I attract cicak. Everywhere I go, ada je seekor tu menenggek je tunggu, haih -.- So apa lg, panggil Supami the Superman! Seriously, she's an amazing exterminator. So she managed to halau the cicak on to the curtain, then opened the window and let the cicak FLY! *I Believe I Can Fly soundtrack*

There was this one time, my bibik flushed a cicak down the toilet. Since then, Cicak's United execute strategy utk dptkan revenge. Its scary, serious O.O But at least I got bibik hehe. Once, she even managed to catch 2 rats in my parents' bathroom. I dont know how she does it. I think back at her kampung in Indonesia maybe she wrestles giant rats the size of her.
*Imagine bibik with muscles* HAHAHAHA

Bibik can make a business with this talent, kan! For all those who would like to inquire bibik's services, she is to be paid $50 per pest. She deals with rats, cockroaches, cicaks, u name it! All that is required is full understanding of bibik's speed of speach and a television during her recess hours.

Thank you,
Dahiyah Aisyah
(Bibik's Manager)


BTW : Have you guys seen the MYEG adv with fasha sanda? Ohmigod, tergelak gelok everytime tgk :D


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