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Not anything hip or exciting.
But hey, maybe the world needs simple and plain.
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Saturday, April 10, 2010
Amoeba Boys

MEN.

Men are single cell species. They are very simple and want simple things. Talk to them in easy slow words to not confuse them. They don't like complex difficult things. So when women talk to them (or basically yelling at them) using big words, they wont get it. Men needs to be left alone in times of distress and needs plenty of space. Men needs are very easy : Love, care and football. See how simple these amoeba-like species are. They don't need to worry about clothes, food. Its that simple. In case of emergency, when men act out with their famously known temper, dont hesitate to inflict physical pain and show 'em who's boss. Simply by crushing a toe would suffice. These unicellular species are very vulnerable and fragile -- wearing a coat of ego. But don't worry, believe me, us women have larger egos. Push their sensitivity button, and they will attack fiercely without a thought. So go easy on them. You women out there, we need simplicity in our life.


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Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square hole. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.

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