Sky Love







2 Comments

Have a Break, Have a Kit Kat





This ad cracks me up everytime :D eventhough Im not a kit kan fan.



2 Comments

As Easy as A Smile

Let us all pray that Pn Norsyam would return in the pinkest of health. Me and Nicholas went to visit her in the Sg Buloh Hospital and she looked awful ): I never thought it would be that bad. She was in the ICU with tubes coming out of her, and she had a dialysis machine connected. Oh my, I never thought I would have to see a teacher in that condition, and I wouldnt want to again, God willing.

She was admitted and her platelet count was 2! Thats like reaaaally bad. No, 2 is not the number of platelets she have left (Yes that means you, Hariz), its more like the level. A normal averaage person is 150. When a person reaches below 100, they would have to be sent to the hospital because thats already bad. So can you imagine how bad 2 is? Dengue is serious business. Its a serious disease, Ive seen my dad go through it until his platelet count became 18, and gosh I do not want anybody to go through it ever again.

Alhamdulillah when we went to see her, her platelet count rose to a 10, which is a good sign. I hope she would recover fast enough to see her during the results to thank her for all her effort and teachings. Please I ask for all of your help to pray for her and her family.

On the way out of the hospital, I saw a woman being strolled off on a bed, with two nurses escorting her. She looked like she was about to go into surgery or something. I saw her and she saw me. And all I did was smile. I dont know how I did it, but in that 2 second gaze, I had the chance to give a sympathetic smile of innocence, as if my expression said it was going to be okay. And she. She smiled back. As if, I had just given her the smallest hope and that was all she needed. I dont know who you are, but my prayers are for you and I hope you shall recover and continue to smile.


0 Comment

Lil Blue Devil




2 Comments

Chuckie in Hijab

I bet the guy was really unhappy when he made this. Dont unleash your anger to manikins, people. Think EQUALITY.

*crap, otak karat 1:48am


5 Comments

Daddy's Weird Songs #1

Abah has a collection of really weird songs that apparently existed during his era.
So this is one of 'em.

Kechik kechik, lembu jaga,
Sudah besar, jadi askar,
Sudah pencen, bank jaga,
Satu senapang, peluru dua.

Kechik kechik, lembu jaga,
Ada misai tarak janggut itu kucing,
Ada janggut tarak misai itu kambing,
Ada misai ada janggut itu brada Singh.



This chinese new year, my cousins are here staying over.

Me : Ur such a cute baby Dariah.
Dariah : I not a baby, I a kid.
Afiq : Kak Long Aisyah is a teenager.
Dariah : TEEEENAJEERRKK!
Afiq : Hahaha she call you a teena-JERK! Dariah u dont know what jerk is.
Dariah : I know lah, its loser.
Me : *Pandai benar budak 5tahun ni* -.-





2 Comments

Brick by Brick









0 Comment

Case #1

This is the first weird case since I've been at the dental. So this woman calls for an appointment. She comes late, like 30minutes late (I swear, these people ruin the whole appointment scheduele) Ok, so then I asked her nak buat treatment apa? And she's like 'Gusi saya pedih, sakit sangat, nak mintak doktor check '

So she went in the room, and I man the desk. Then dengar dia jerit
'SAKIT SAKIT SAKIIIIIIT ! '

Im like, wow, must be some really bad gum issues. Then one of the staff, Kak Liza, came out the room, chuckling.

'Teruk sangat ke gusi dia sampai menjerit jerit tu?'
'HAHAHAHA *continues laughing* HAHAHAHA'
'Kenapa, apa jadi?'


The woman was screeching like mad? Guess why.













Ada cili tersekat dekat gusi.


5 Comments

Awakening

7.14am

*vibrate*

'Hello?' (suara yg sgt busuk, mamai dan annoyed)
'Hari ni driving pukul 8:30 boleh? '
'En Rafi? Ha? Tiba tiba je driving hari ni?'
'Buat hari ni je lah, alang alang saya nak pegi BJ ni. Kita drive kat jalan raya.'
'Aaaaaaa pukul 8:30 ke?' (suara yg terlampau malas)
'Ha yelah.'
'Nasib baik org rasa phone ni gegar, ok la 8:30'

7.15am

*Tidur balik*

8.30am

*vibrate*

'Hello?' (En Rafi ni selalu on time setepat tepat yg boleh -.-)
'Dah siap lom? '
'Tgh lilit tudung ni, sat sat!'

9.30am

I drove around kampung subang, subang permai, isi minyak, lagenda, bukit jelutong then back home.

'Kamu ni dah pandai drive ni Dahiyah.'
'Jasa atuk ni :D Nak drive berapa lama ni?'
'Cukup la ni sejam. Kamu dah lancar drive ni.'
'Erk, bukan ada like 13 jam to drive ke?'
'Tak payah, kamu boleh dah ni. Esok buat QTI ya? '
'Whaaa- '
'Esok siap 7.45 eh'
'Erk. Ok.' (shock)


Masa tgh drive, me n En Rafi ada jugak borak borak. En Rafi ni bila dia cakap, volume low sgt, selalu tk dgr apa dia cakap. Tk sangka pulak sama di pihak sebelah. Everytime I spoke nnt dia mcm tersentak, terus ke depankn bdn, 'Apa dia?' Rasanya dia suruh I ulang repeat dekat 30 kali kot.

'Dahiyah, u ni cakap romantik sgt. Perlahan, tak dengar.'
'Ha, saya? En Rafi cakap saya yg tk dengar, lagi romantik cakap hahaha'
'La yeke? '
'Yeee, lgpun tk pernah dlm hidup ni org kata saya cakap perlahan. Boom box suara ni.'
'Eh? '

Dah la dia cakap perlahan, dengar org lain cakap pun perlahan.
Tapi bila dia drive LAJU. Haih, songsang dah semua ni.



4 Comments

FBI & SWAT

Being back at work feels great. Rather than melepek kat rumah, watching tv and computer screens were seriously giving me a headache. Anyway, part of my job is also to wash the dental instruments. Today, this woman had to extract her wisdom tooth. So when I had to wash the tray, I was like, OH MY BESAK BENAR GIGI! It was huge and bloody and black, eeee. The instruments had like splatters of blood, imagine doctor gerudi bawah tekak dia *brrr.

What made my day today, is the fact that 2 of my students from cambridge (siblings) came for their check up. I thought they wouldnt have recognised me because in cambridge I had to wear white blouses and black pants. Lagipun, two weeks dah tak jumpa. But when they came up the stairs and saw me, they were like screaming "TEACHER AISYAH!" Overwhelmed gila, mcm nak nangis rindu ): They were asking "Kenapa teacher aisyah kat sini? When are you coming back?" Im like AWWWWW. I swear, dah rindu gila ni, haih. Adam wore a tshirt that wrote FBI, Aleya wore one that wrote SWAT with a matching army skirt. Alahaaaaaaaaiii geram!

I shall be back kiddos!


0 Comment

Yellow Yellow Day

Everywhere I looked today, semua YELLOW!

1. I wore a yellow tshirt today.
2. I met Sir Najib for breakfast today who apparently wore strikingly yellow sneakers.
3. He also had yellow slippers in his van -.-
4. The lil kid sat behind me at breakfast had spiky hair and groovy yellow sunglasses.
5. I used my yellow bag to work.
6. All the staff wore yellow today, serious tak plan O.O
7. The new washing gloves (yang akhirnya menggantikan rubber gloves yang ketat dan busuk tuh) are yellow, and I mean like 'Phua-Chu-Kang-yellow'.
8. I ate ikan masak lemak for lunch yang kuahnya yellow.
9. I also ate muruku which is yellow (ok sebenarnya tak yellow sgt but just adding it in the list sbb im running out of yellows)
10. Darn it tak cukup nak buat sepuluh -.-




1 Comment

Puting


Ok memang sah today outing yang paling best! Kita kena banyakkan lagi keluar peluh busuk sama sama, seronok hahaha. Haho, arigatou!, it was a great idea. Dah redah taman ni, kita cari taman lain yaw. Buat mcmni selalu nnt semua tkde peha mcm ziha YAY! Still wondering kenapa bukit ni ada tiga nama -- cherakah, cahaya, antarabangsa -- keling benar.

Oh yes and trimakasih buat si 'Hafiff' sebab tlg book kan basikal yang kita semua terlambat tu :P Best gila naik basikal around area tu, nampak banyak saufi lompat atas pokok semua. Memang menarik dpt dengar kau nyanyi dan bg tip tip tk berfaedah, saufi :D

The best thing was masa turun bukit and the bicycles just zooms down. To experience that with 7 other friends was amazing. Aside from hariz dan saufi cuba tolak kitorg kpd maut -.- But yeah, masa turun in full speed, i felt so relax and not a care for the world. U guys must've felt the same kan? Well not masa naik bukit lah, tu memang exercise habis! Gila torture dgn peha gelebeh sini sana aduhhh.

Kenapa tmpt tu panggil iklim 4 musim walhal dia ada salji je, satu musim je? Malaysians -.- Masuk je semua beria ria keluarkan nafas nak tgk wap. Ok gambar ni suppose action nak keluar kan wap tapi nampaknya gaya berkoir je la ya haha.

Ok hahahs sumpah lawak. Dah tu ronda ronda lagi sampai sesat :S Naik bukit bagai seksa akhirnya jumpa aiiirrrr! Teguk 100plus seminit habis, pow! Hantar balik basikal n harga dia pehh, mahal gila patutnya ambik yg ada bakul tu dah la murah, serbaneka lg tu haishh. Thankyou buat pakcik pakcik yg banyak sumbang tenaga tolong tangkapkan gambar kitorang *PEACE!

Naziha, Athirah, Aisyah, Hariz, Aiman, Saufi, Afif -- thank you, today sangat best! Buat eila and azuan yg tk dpt join, kehadiran dan lawak jenaka anda berdua amatlah dirindui.

Lihat, lihat :







2 Comments

Swoon





0 Comment

Rebung

When Abah is away :

Cons - I miss him terribly, even if its for a day, I miss him a lot. I'd be asking my mom when he would be back home. I'd miss him coming home n calling me "ESAH!", I'd miss him telling me about every single hole of his golf game which I dont understand sometimes but beginning to because of the regular updates, I'd miss being mad at him for hogging the remote control.

Pros - He'd call me everyday, telling me about his day, asking me about my day. He'd be asking me silly questions like "Where did you go today?" eventhough he knows I have chicken pox and I cant leave the house just because he wants to lengthen the conversation. He'd sent me text messages like "C u luv" which I've never heard him say upfront.


*Oh yeah, and I get the remote control (:

Miss you, ba.


2 Comments

Black Revenge

Remember last night, that I said my bibik just sent the baby cicak out flying? Well, its staring at me right now, still hanging strong on that curtain.

Small, hideously black, and fiery with vengence. *gulp. HELP.



0 Comment

Bibik the Exterminator

My boss at cambridge told me that I can only start work on 22feb which is like ages -- lama lagi. I can start work this monday already, so says the doctor, but my boss wants me to take a week extra MC because tau la children kan, more prone to chicken pox. Then dekat dental pulak tgh hectic. Dah 2 staff quit since i've been sick and they are like so kelam kabut dgn staff shortage sume. I just wanna go back to work and help em out, really. So Im going to be working extra hours dekat dental seeing that I cant go to cambridge. But I reaallly REAALLYY miss the kids )':

And ugh, cicak. There was a baby cicak on my computer monitor! UGH. I swear, I attract cicak. Everywhere I go, ada je seekor tu menenggek je tunggu, haih -.- So apa lg, panggil Supami the Superman! Seriously, she's an amazing exterminator. So she managed to halau the cicak on to the curtain, then opened the window and let the cicak FLY! *I Believe I Can Fly soundtrack*

There was this one time, my bibik flushed a cicak down the toilet. Since then, Cicak's United execute strategy utk dptkan revenge. Its scary, serious O.O But at least I got bibik hehe. Once, she even managed to catch 2 rats in my parents' bathroom. I dont know how she does it. I think back at her kampung in Indonesia maybe she wrestles giant rats the size of her.
*Imagine bibik with muscles* HAHAHAHA

Bibik can make a business with this talent, kan! For all those who would like to inquire bibik's services, she is to be paid $50 per pest. She deals with rats, cockroaches, cicaks, u name it! All that is required is full understanding of bibik's speed of speach and a television during her recess hours.

Thank you,
Dahiyah Aisyah
(Bibik's Manager)


BTW : Have you guys seen the MYEG adv with fasha sanda? Ohmigod, tergelak gelok everytime tgk :D


3 Comments

Mil O

I did the questionaire at the facebook thingy and it asked me to share a random fact about myself.


Bak kata hariz, "Rugi kalau bawak kau jalan jalan bila ada Milo free."


*Baby Milo is fiiiiiiiine with me (:






1 Comment

Hello Juicy

WOOH! Dah seminggu terperap dlm bilik and tingkat atas, finally I can come down, cium cium dinding bawah punya lah rindu :D Im getting better, doctor kata next week boleh start kerja.

Ok ni yg nak kongsi ni, terpegun benar tgk O.O

Ada this new pair of flip flops kat luar rumah. Its black, and about an inch tall. La hai siapa punya ? Angkat tgk imprinted on the flip flop : HELLO JUICY
Erk ?
Sejak bila mak pakai flip flop ada flirt ni haha sumpah janggal. So tunjuk kat mak.

"Ma, apa ni flip flop HELLO JUICY ? "
"Bukan mak punya."
"Bibik, ni selipar siapa ni?"
"Mak Tok."

HEH? Mak tok glamour benar nak tayang hello juicy kat public ni hahaha. Mak tok beli kat kampung pandan weyy!

Bibik yg tk tau apa tu hello juicy dgn beria ria dan tersenyum asyik ulang "helo jusi helo jusi" dgn accent dia yg pantas lagi menggamat hati. Hahaha awesomely funny.

No, mak tok does not know what hello juicy means (as far as me n mak is concerned O.O ). So kalau bila bila time keluar nampak jantan siul siul kat dia, ha efektif la selipar tu ya? O yeah, mak tok, you still got it eh!


0 Comment

Pon & Zi

They are so ADORABLE, i wanna bring them home and stuff them under my bed! OK macam kejam je bunyi hahaha but yeah, i like em that much. They're the kinda pictures that make you go, AWWWH. Well for me at least. U can go checkout the gallery yourself.





0 Comment

Freshly Squeezed

Hello haha yes i know right? FINALLY. I've been dying to do a new blog because my other blog, well, dah mcm terbiar berhabuk im sorry ): bermacam macam alasan tak buat blog baru -- mainly because malas runs through my veins -- dgn kerja lah, driving lah, computer bengong lah. Well, u kinda figure out the signs when ur mom buys you a new computer motherboard (or whatjamacallit) and chicken pox strikes you that now you have all the time and equipment to make a new blog. SMACK IN THE FACE.

Seeing that this is new, well better make it better than the old one yeah? I've been sweating my knees off trying to figure out the html code to the comment link. It seems to go wrong everytime. So cant comment for now, hmph, when there's a will there's a way! YEK.
Pasti dendaman Blogger !

Its been 9 days since i've been colourfied with spots but i'd say im recovered. I swear I feel fit enough to bungee jump! I've been so called quarantined in my ROOM for so long, all I can see is purple. Yeh, even the spots (?) I smell like freaking leaves! I want to smell of child poop and dental floss again ):

Thank God I have Jodi to accompany me with her soothing words. Finished a whole book -- Keeping Faith.

Quote :
"The truth doesn't always set you free; people prefer to believe prettier, neatly wrapped lies"

Ah well, now shoving my face into another of Jodi's masterpieces (sukahati je panggil dia Jodi -.- ) Change of Heart. Its not like there's anything else I can do at home. I cant believe, for the first time ever, I turn on the TV with such emptiness. I've been so hung up in it that TV is boring for me. Huh. Gets weirder everyday.

Whatever it is, I so cant wait to go to work soon! OK, welcoming my new blog. TA DA! YEHU! (:


1 Comment